...and she was

stitchedtodeath:

Birth rates may be down, but everyone we know keeps having babies.

This is a shower gift of cross-stitch onesies for friends’ upcoming baby boy. The fetus has been nicknamed “Adventure Scout” because he’s extra active and likes to go on “adventures” within the confines of his mother’s uterus.

Good times.

shadesfire:

got bored and decided I needed one of my favorite Welcome to Night Vale tweets as a cross stitch

shadesfire:

got bored and decided I needed one of my favorite Welcome to Night Vale tweets as a cross stitch

Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?
Anonymous

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

Matt Bomer and Mark Ruffalo in Larry Kramer’s The Normal Heart

petepetepete:

hardyholic:

Tom Hardy on May 2014 Esquire.

Welp, now I’m pregnant.

…dangit.

that-leftycurse:

2014 Recipe For A Good Marvel Film:

Take one hot guy named Chris and add a talking raccoon with a gun.